Pole dancing...

My birthday is around the corner; I think a pole to dance on would be an interesting present! I would love to be as agile as a professional pole dancer. I recently saw a video on YouTube which displayed footage of a pole dancing championship that was hosted - wow! Those ladies are extremely good. I also want to master it, but not in a slutty way at all! I think it should be added to my "things-to-do-before-I-am-old" list! What do you think?